Unforgettable: The Most Bizarre and Astonishing Full House Storylines Revealed!

Full House, a sitcom that gained immense popularity during the late 1980s and early 1990s, is cherished by many for its heartwarming moments. However, amidst its endearing content, there are several peculiar storylines that are better off being erased from memory. Developed by Jeff Franklin, Full House aired on ABC from 1987 to 1995, spanning eight seasons. The show revolved around the Tanner family, who were far from being your typical family, and their journey was followed closely by the audience. Although Full House did not receive critical acclaim initially, it has gained significant popularity over the years.

Set in the vibrant city of San Francisco, the storyline of Full House primarily focused on widowed father Danny Tanner (played by Bob Saget) and his three daughters - DJ (Candace Cameron), Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin), and Michelle (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen). To assist in raising his daughters, he enlisted the help of his brother-in-law Jesse (John Stamos) and his childhood best friend Joey (Dave Coulier). As the series progressed, Jesse's wife, Becky (Lori Loughlin), and their twins also became an integral part of the Tanner family. Living under one roof with such a large number of individuals was no easy feat, and the challenges they faced led to various heartwarming and entertaining moments. However, alongside these, the show featured numerous storylines that are best forgotten. Here are ten truly peculiar Full House storylines.

10 Michelle & Jesse Are Kidnapped On Christmas In Full House Season 8

Michelle and Jesse had a peculiar Christmas experience in the eighth season of Full House, specifically in the episode titled "Arrest Ye Merry Gentleman". Within the plot, Jesse accompanied Michelle to the local mall to exchange a gift she had obtained for her father. Unexpectedly, they encountered resistance from the store's proprietor, a man named Mr. Dreghorn, who adamantly refused to facilitate the exchange. To their shock, Mr. Dreghorn then proceeded to trap them inside the store by discreetly activating the silent alarm, immediately alerting the authorities.

As the episode unraveled, it became evident that Mr. Dreghorn's actions were driven by his deep-seated loneliness and estrangement from his family. Consumed by bitterness due to their lack of communication and the absence of companionship, he took it upon himself to inflict the same sense of isolation upon Jesse and Michelle during the festive season. However, an unexpected twist occurs when Jesse and Michelle extend an invitation to Mr. Dreghorn to spend Christmas Eve with them.

Despite the emotional undertones that developed throughout the episode, the portrayal of Michelle and Jesse as unsuspecting accomplices on Christmas Eve deviates significantly from the anticipated merry atmosphere often associated with a holiday-themed installment.

9 Danny Dates A College Girl In Full House Season 4

Danny found himself as a widower just before the events of Full House, but he eventually ventured back into the world of dating. One of his romantic encounters was with Kirsten, a carefree college student of 21 years old. Despite Kirsten's attraction to older men, she remained unaware that Danny was actually 12 years her senior. Their paths crossed in the Full House episode titled "The Graduates" in season 4, where the age difference became even more awkwardly evident. Interestingly, Kirsten shared more similarities with DJ, Danny's own daughter, than with Danny himself, as DJ was on the verge of completing junior high school. This meant that Kirsten was hardly older than Danny's own child, fueling speculation that Danny clung to the relationship out of his own fears of growing older.

8 Michelle’s Big Feet Nightmares In Full House Season 8

The first strange and nightmarish dream on the list from the season 8 episode "My Left and Right Foot" of Full House involves the main characters. In this episode, the girls and Kimmy went shoe shopping and noticed that Michelle had large feet. That night, young Michelle had nightmares where she transformed into a clown due to her oversized feet, which continued to grow uncontrollably. When Michelle woke up, she discovered that her feet were still incredibly large, only to realize it was just another dream.

In an attempt to make her feet smaller, Michelle resorted to using shrink wrap and soaking them in a tub of ice water, much to the disapproval of her sisters. Eventually, Danny intervened and reprimanded his daughters for their mistreatment of Michelle, prompting them to apologize. Nonetheless, Michelle's nightmares were exceptionally strange, and witnessing a young child like her being bullied is never enjoyable.

7 Jesse Quits Music & Has A Weird Nightmare In Full House Season 8

Although Uncle Jesse held various jobs during his time on Full House, his true passion lay in music, leading him to form a band called Jesse and the Rippers. In the eighth season episode "Making Out is Hard to Do," Jesse was faced with the disbandment of his beloved group. However, he discovered that The Rippers were still intact, with a new frontman named Barry Williams. Initially considering giving up on his musical pursuits, Jesse had a dream that offered a glimpse into a life without music and ultimately motivated him to persevere. In this nightmarish scenario, his own family spoke ill of him, his wife Becky embarked on a romantic relationship with Joey, and Jesse, who had become bald and overweight, toiled away at a garage. To make matters worse, he found himself engaged to Kimmy Gibbler.

6 Jesse’s Commercial In Full House Season 4

In Full House season 4 episode "The I.Q. Man", Jesse and Joey are tasked with creating a commercial for a cologne company. However, they are taken by surprise when their client, Ms. Garland, has different plans for Jesse. Finding him incredibly attractive, Ms. Garland insists that he should wear even fewer clothes than initially planned - going as far as wanting him to wear only a towel. Feeling objectified, Jesse expresses his frustration to Joey, likening himself to a mere piece of meat. Despite their complaints, their boss fails to support them against Garland's inappropriate behavior, consequently leading Jesse and Joey to resign from the project.

5 Joey Gets A Job At A Kid’s Show In Full House Season 5

Joey held multiple jobs alongside his career as a stand-up comedian. In season 5 episode of Full House, titled "The Legend of Ranger Joe," Joey's dream finally came true when he was offered the role of the new ranger on The Ranger Roy Show. Roy, Joey's childhood idol, was retiring and in search of a replacement. Danny arranged an interview between Joey and Roy, leading to Joey securing the position. However, when Joey embraced Roy in excitement, Roy suffered from acute physical paranoia, causing him to hyperventilate and dismiss Joey from the job. Soon after, Joey faced a series of unfortunate events in his life as a result of his firing. However, when Joey returned to apologize to Roy, he unexpectedly filled in for him during another panic attack. This turn of events changed Roy's perspective, and Joey was rehired as "Ranger Joe." This story not only showcases Joey's sudden change of luck, but also highlights the significant impact Roy's condition had on his daily life.

4 Michelle Tanner's Dream About Pre-School In Full House Season 3

Michelle often had peculiar dreams, but one of the most challenging ones to witness took place in the third season of Full House, in the episode titled "Bye, Bye Birdie". On the eve of her first day of preschool, Michelle experienced an extraordinary dream in which her father, uncles, and Aunt Becky appeared as younger versions of themselves, complete with childlike behavior and attire. To add to the surreal atmosphere, the decor included eerie combinations of animals and human-animal hybrids. Although Michelle's dream was fleeting, the vivid image of the grown-ups mimicking children while dressed accordingly remains indelible.

3 DJ’s Greek “Wedding” In Full House Season 4

In the Full House episode "Greek Week" from season 4, Jesse's grandparents traveled from Greece to visit the Tanner family. Accompanying them were three guests, including Sylvio Banalakis, a boy who happened to be the same age as DJ. DJ felt an instant attraction towards Sylvio, who casually sought permission from Danny to accompany DJ around the table. Little did the Tanners know, this turned out to be a Pompadorian-style wedding ceremony, signifying DJ and Sylvio's marital union. Naturally, Danny was shocked and hastily arranged for a "divorce" by having DJ and Sylvio walk around the table in the opposite direction. Considering DJ's young age at the time, being deceived into a Greek wedding wasn't exactly an enjoyable or amusing experience for the viewers.

2 DJ’s Eating Disorder In Full House Season 4

Full House often addressed serious topics, but it didn't always handle them effectively. One example is in season 4's episode "Shape Up", where Kimmy was organizing her birthday party at a local hotel's swimming pool. DJ, feeling anxious about her body image, resorted to extreme measures by refusing to eat and using photos of thin models as motivation to avoid food. Aunt Becky tried to guide her towards a healthier approach, advising her to consume the right foods. However, Stephanie discovered DJ giving her sandwich to their dog and was sworn to secrecy. Unbeknownst to DJ's loved ones, they inadvertently encouraged her unhealthy weight loss methods. It wasn't until DJ collapsed at the gym that they finally took her situation seriously.

DJ was struggling with body dysmorphia and an eating disorder, miraculously overcoming them after a heart-to-heart conversation with Danny about her true worth. DJ pledged to exercise properly and adopt a healthy eating routine. While this episode had the potential to be one of Full House's most impactful, the writers' handling of DJ's situation fell short, lacking the sensitivity it deserved.

1 Michelle’s Amnesia In Full House Season 8

The conclusion of Full House was marked by a controversial storyline. In the two-part series finale, titled "Michelle Rides Again," Michelle and her friend Elizabeth opted to forgo the horse riding competition for a leisurely ride. However, when Michelle's horse grew agitated, she was thrown off and suffered a head injury. This resulted in temporary amnesia for Michelle, prompting her family to employ various methods to jog her memory. Eventually, Michelle recalled everyone and everything except the accident itself. Her family used this opportunity to emphasize her significance to them. The amnesia plot twist felt out of place for a finale, as there were numerous alternative ways to convey the importance of family without resorting to such a peculiar method.