The Ultimate Ranking: Unveiling the Absolute Best of Jaskier's Songs in The Witcher
Jaskier, the charismatic troubadour, enchants audiences with his 9 captivating songs in The Witcher From heartfelt ballads to catchy anthems, this ranking will take you on a melodic journey through his musical prowess
Content: Ranked from worst to best, here are all of Jaskier's songs in Netflix's The Witcher, showcasing his range as a songwriter and singer in season 3 Part 1. While the season has fewer songs compared to previous seasons, Jaskier's songs remain a highlight due to their appeal and Jaskier's charm and sense of humor. Jaskier, a bard who accompanies Geralt on various missions, has become popular with viewers, and his songs have played a significant role in the success of the show. Henry Cavill's portrayal of Geralt is also key to the show's success, but Jaskier, despite lacking the abilities of a witcher or mage, has managed to capture the hearts of viewers with his charisma. Despite some criticisms of the show's changes from the source material, Netflix's The Witcher continues to be well-received by the audience.
9 You Think You’re Safe
8 The Fishmonger’s Daughter
: The Witcher season 1 introduced Jaskier to the audience through the song "You Think You're Safe." This catchy tune was performed by Jaskier at a tavern, showcasing his charm despite the forgettable lyrics. Unfortunately, the bar's patrons did not appreciate the song and interrupted Jaskier, throwing objects at him in an attempt to silence him. However, this encounter led Jaskier to meet his now-good friend Geralt of Rivia, and the rest is history.
"The Fishmonger's Daughter" was the chosen song by Jaskier for the betrothal feast of Princess Pavetta. Despite its lively atmosphere, the lyrics of this song may not have been the most appropriate for such a significant occasion. It contains numerous subtle references to sexual innuendo and recounts the tale of an infatuated woman enamored with the bard. Given Jaskier's renowned reputation for charming others, it comes as no surprise that he would choose to share amusing anecdotes through a captivating melody.
7 Her Sweet Kiss
6 Whoreson Prison Blues
- "Her Sweet Kiss" can be found in episode 6 of The Witcher season 1, showcasing the intricate relationship between Geralt and Yennefer. In the beginning of the episode, Jaskier struggled to find the perfect lyrics for his new song, which ultimately revealed the destined connection between Geralt and Yennefer during the credits. The song offers a profound portrayal of the complex and possibly destructive bond shared by Geralt and Yennefer. Interestingly, some viewers have offered their own interpretation of the song, suggesting that it may actually be Jaskier confessing his love for Geralt while observing his romance with Yennefer.
In The Witcher season 2, Jaskier serenaded the rats in prison with the song titled "Whoreson Prison Blues." Despite lacking his trusty lute, Jaskier improvised with a pair of spoons he found in his cell to provide musical accompaniment. However, his performance was cut short when his prison guard threatened to silence him by removing his tongue. Although unable to complete the song, Jaskier's brief rendition provided a glimpse of its charm. The complete, well-produced version of "Whoreson Prison Blues" can be enjoyed on The Witcher season 2’s official soundtrack – a true delight for fans.
5 Extraordinary Things
4 The Golden One
The Witcher season 3 showcased a more sensitive side of Jaskier through his enchanting ballads, such as the captivating tune titled "Extraordinary Things". In an attempt to engage in conversation with Radovid, Jaskier was persuaded by the prince to perform for him and his esteemed guests. Succumbing to the request, Jaskier delivered a mesmerizing ballad that struck a chord with Radovid. This performance acted as a catalyst, leading Radovid to open up to Jaskier and express his newfound understanding of the captivating essence of Jaskier's songs. He revealed that he now sees people for who they truly are, rather than the facades they put on. Surprisingly, Radovid not only memorized the ballad but also performed it himself during the climactic final episode of The Witcher season 3 Part 1. As this rendition unfolded, Jaskier finally acknowledged and embraced his heartfelt affection for the prince.
"The Golden One" is a song that Jaskier created following the dragon hunting expedition in The Witcher season 1. During this mission, the dragon was surprisingly saved while Geralt's relationship with Yennefer reached its end. Additionally, Geralt and Jaskier's friendship was also strained, at least temporarily. Through "The Golden One", Jaskier recounts the details of the mission, mentioning Geralt, Yennefer, and even referring to himself as the "lovable old lutanist". This song possesses an epic quality that makes it a fitting accompaniment to battles or quests within the world of The Witcher.
3 The Ride of the Witcher
Ahead of the release of The Witcher season 3 Part 1, Netflix unveiled an exclusive new song titled "The Ride of the Witcher" by Jaskier. What sets this song apart is its collaboration with the renowned Polish band Percival Schuttenbach, who have previously contributed to The Witcher video games' soundtrack. "The Ride of the Witcher" draws inspiration from Geralt's quest to locate and protect Ciri, exhibiting a distinctively darker and more exhilarating tone thanks to the influence of Percival Schuttenbach. This unexpected departure from Jaskier's traditional style adds an intriguing and gratifying touch to the beloved bard's repertoire.
2 Toss a Coin to Your Witcher
Jaskier's first major success came with "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" in both the fictional world of Netflix's The Witcher and in reality. Originally a tavern song, Jaskier continued to refine it while accompanying Geralt on his journeys, thanks to its warm reception from the patrons. Although Geralt wasn't a fan of the song's misleading lyrics, "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" played a crucial role in spreading awareness of Geralt's actions and adventures. The song became a viral sensation, inspiring numerous covers and countless memes, and solidified Jaskier's position as a beloved character among fans.
1 Burn Butcher Burn
The Witcher season 2 witnessed the debut of "Burn Butcher Burn". During this time, Jaskier nursed his wounds and harbored anger towards Geralt due to the events surrounding their mission to slay a dragon. In a cathartic expression, Jaskier transformed his emotions into a compelling song. The lyrical content revolves around Jaskier conveying his intention to eradicate all memories of their connection and baring his anguish over Geralt's abandonment. He questions if he ever brought joy to Geralt's life while emphasizing that he now walks alone. This performance by Jaskier stands as one of his most impactful, posing a challenge for future seasons of The Witcher to surpass the brilliance of "Burn Butcher Burn".
