10 Films Hideo Kojima Critically Panned in a Single Sentence
Discover the movies that failed to impress Kojima with his concise and harsh reviews.
Hideo Kojima, known for his work in video games, is also a big fan of movies. He often shares his reviews on social media, some of which have gained popularity for being short and to the point. Kojima first gained fame for creating the Metal Gear games for Konami. He has since made significant contributions to the world of video games by establishing his own company, Kojima Productions, and releasing the successful game Death Stranding in 2019.
In addition to his video game creations, Kojima has a strong passion for cinema. His bio on X (formerly Twitter) states that he is 70% movies. He frequently posts about his visits to the theater and gives concise reviews of the films he watches, highlighting his favorite aspects of each production. However, Kojima also follows the saying "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." When he encounters a movie that he finds lacking in redeeming qualities, his reviews subtly convey his disappointment.
Madame Web
2024
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Kojima recently watched Madame Web in theaters and his review was brief. He shared just six words and four promotional art images, indicating his disappointment with the movie. Fans familiar with Kojima's style know that his short review means he didn't find anything good about the film and couldn't offer any positive feedback about Sony's latest flop in the Spider-Man universe.
The Marvels
2023
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Kojima's quick review of The Marvels after watching it in IMAX was short and to the point. Despite the film receiving mixed reviews from other critics, Kojima only had a single line to share about his experience.
Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny
2023
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny tried to make up for the disappointment of the previous film, but Kojima was not impressed. Despite the impressive de-aging technology used in the movie, it did not change Kojima's opinion. The fifth installment of the franchise did not completely win him over, as he struggled to find positive aspects to highlight in his review.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
2023
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Some argue that Kojima could be seen as the ideal audience for The Super Mario Bros. Movie, given his background as a video game designer known for creating immersive and cinematic experiences. However, others argue that the movie was actually intended for a younger audience, making it a different kind of experience compared to Kojima's work. In fact, it was summarized in just one short sentence accompanied by a mushroom emoji.
Captain Marvel
2019
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Kojima shared his shortest review yet on Captain Marvel, summing it up in just three words. The movie is among the least favored in the MCU, and it's notable that Kojima didn't even mention where he watched it. It seems like he didn't feel any strong connection to the film, resulting in a very brief review.
Pacific Rim Uprising
2018
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Kojima's recent visit to see the Pacific Rim sequel led to him receiving a small action figure related to the film. However, unlike the first movie which received high praise and admiration from Kojima in a lengthy thread of posts, Pacific Rim Uprising didn't receive the same treatment. It's disappointing to see how Kojima's opinion of the franchise has seemingly changed from one of his most positive reviews to just a single negative sentence.
The Mummy
2017
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Universal's attempt to launch the Dark Universe series with The Mummy as its inaugural film turned out to be a major disappointment. Kojima, like many others, found the movie lacking and summed up his experience with just a single line. The Dark Universe's future looked as bleak as Kojima's review, as the series never progressed beyond this initial release.
Jumanji Welcome To The Jungle
2017
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The original Jumanji movie predates Twitter, so there's no record of Kojima's review on it. However, he did have positive things to say about the reboot. This led to a sequel being made and released, with more movies in the works. Kojima had a lot more to say about the sequel, Jumanji: Next Level, which is a good sign for the series' future.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald
2018
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The Fantastic Beasts franchise, a spin-off from the original Harry Potter movies, faced challenges like recasting actors, delays, and edits. Kojima shared brief reviews for the series. He gave one sentence for The Crimes of Grindelwald, praised Ron Perlman in the first movie, and highlighted Mads Mikkelsen's performance in the third entry. However, Grindelwald didn't quite hit the mark.
Black Panther
2018
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Hideo Kojima's review for Black Panther is quite controversial. The movie is the only franchise to win Academy Awards, with three wins from Black Panther alone. Kojima's review for the sequel was more detailed but lacked specific praise, offering more of a basic commentary on its events.
Hideo Kojima has also given one-sentence reviews to 65, starring Adam Driver, and Dark Phoenix, starring Sophie Turner.
Editor's P/S:
This article provides a captivating glimpse into the cinephilia of renowned video game designer Hideo Kojima. Through his concise and evocative reviews shared on social media, Kojima offers a unique perspective on the films he encounters. His brevity and lack of hesitation to express disappointment are both refreshing and intriguing, leaving readers to ponder the reasons behind his opinions.
The article highlights Kojima's passion for cinema, which extends beyond his involvement in creating immersive video game experiences. His reviews demonstrate his keen eye for detail and ability to pinpoint the essence of a film, whether it be its strengths or shortcomings. Kojima's reviews are not simply endorsements or criticisms; they are personal reflections that invite readers to engage with their own thoughts on the subject matter. By sharing his perspective, Kojima opens up a dialogue about the cinematic experience and its impact on different audiences.
