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Black Christmas is often considered the scariest holiday film ever. However, there's a children's movie from the UK that is arguably even more terrifying than the classic horror film and much stranger. Christmas is usually a time for family-friendly movies, with parents and kids enjoying films like Miracle on 34th Street, Home Alone, and Elf.

If you have a penchant for darker entertainment, you may opt for a horror flick like the 1974 slasher Black Christmas, known for its chilling portrayal of a killer making terrifying calls to a sorority before systematically murdering its members. However, there is another festive movie, originally aired on British TV over 40 years ago and intended for children, that might just be even more unsettling. Join us on a peculiar journey...

This kid’s TV movie is the scariest festive flick

‘A Cup o’ Tea and a Slice o’ Cake’ is a Worzel Gummidge TV movie that screened on ITV on December 27, 1980, and remains pure nightmare fuel to this day.

Barbara Euphan Todd introduced Worzel Gummidge in the 1930s, a scarecrow who magically comes to life and embarks on a series of whimsical adventures. From the first appearance in the 1936 novel "Worzel Gummidge: The Scarecrow of Scatterbrook" to the 1963 book "Detective Worzel Gummidge," the character has captivated audiences with entertaining stories.

The books inspired radio serials and a 1953 BBC TV show, but the most iconic portrayal of Worzel Gummidge was in the ITV series that aired from 1979 to 1981. The role was played by the esteemed actor John Pertwee, known for his previous role in Doctor Who.

What happens in Worzel Gummidge: A Cup o’ Tea and a Slice o’ Cake?

Worzel's interchangeable heads, such as turnip, swede, and mangelwurzel, used to terrify a whole generation of children as he would unscrew them and then screw them back on. However, that is nothing compared to the movie...

The movie 'A Cup o' Tea and a Slice o' Cake' starts with rooks attacking the scarecrow on Christmas Eve, and the robin that lives in his stomach causing trouble, which is a unsettling way to start things off. Worzel expresses his desire to spend Christmas Day singing carols and opening presents with humans, but his boss - the ominous Crowman - opposes this idea and ties Worzel up in a field, insisting that he must stay there all day and all night or miss the Scarecrow Ball.

The local children free him and take him to Worzel's barn, where they find an assortment of detached heads. Gummidge enlists the help of the children to swap his current head for a peculiar "Party-Going Head." Meanwhile, wealthy residents of a grand estate attempt to shoot Worzel, and Barbara Windsor makes a cameo as a character named "Saucy Nancy."

Shades of The Wicker Man

Worzel’s beloved Aunt Sally suddenly arrives and criticizes him for his smelly clothes and for working for a farmer, declaring: “I could never marry a thing that scares crows.”

Worzel encounters a Scottish scarecrow named Bogle McNeep, portrayed with terrifying intensity by comedy icon Billy Connolly. Bogle expresses his disdain for Christmas through song and challenges Worzel to a confrontation. The interaction culminates in a duel that leaves both scarecrows decapitated, with their heads swapped onto the wrong bodies.

The movie concludes with the eerie Crowman singing a haunting folk song about apples, corn, berries, and hazelnuts, reminiscent of The Wicker Man. Worzel Gummidge: A Cup o’ Tea and a Slice o’ Cake truly must be seen to be believed, and in my opinion, it is the spookiest Christmas movie ever.

For some nicer – and less disturbing – festive flicks, check out our list of the Top 25 Christmas movies.

Editor's P/S

As a passionate fan of classic holiday movies, I was intrigued by the mention of a children's movie from the UK that is supposedly even more terrifying than the classic horror film Black Christmas. I was eager to delve into the unsettling world of Worzel Gummidge: A Cup o' Tea and a Slice o' Cake.

From the very beginning, the movie sets an eerie tone with rooks attacking the scarecrow on Christmas Eve and the mischievous robin causing trouble. The ominous Crowman's opposition to Worzel's desire to spend Christmas with humans and his subsequent confinement in a field only adds to the unsettling atmosphere. The discovery of detached heads in Worzel's barn further heightens the sense of unease.