Warning: spoilers for Good Omens season 2.
Summary
The influence of the Metatron, possibly through tampering with Aziraphale's coffee, led to his decision of returning to Heaven instead of choosing a joyful life with Crowley on Earth. In the finale of season 2 of Good Omens, subtle clues hint at the hidden motivations and manipulative nature of the Metatron.
There's an alternate interpretation of the events that suggests the Metatron used the name of the coffee shop, "Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death," as leverage to convince Aziraphale to take the job in Heaven.
Good Omens season 2 concluded with a shocking twist and cliffhanger. Aziraphale and Crowley parted ways after the angel accepted a high-ranking position in Heaven, offered to him by the Metatron. A theory has emerged that explains the true reason behind Aziraphale's choice to return to Heaven rather than pursue a happy life with Crowley on Earth. In season 2 of Good Omens, Aziraphale and Crowley joined forces once again after saving the world in the previous season. However, this season held a surprising turn of events as Crowley came to terms with his feelings for Aziraphale, though it didn't go according to his hopes.
After archangel Gabriel (Jon Hamm) mysteriously descended to Earth, stripped of his memories and clothing, Aziraphale and Crowley undertook the challenge of concealing him from both Heaven and Hell's operatives. In an unforeseen twist during Good Omens season 2, the audience discovered a surprising romance blossoming between Gabriel and Beelzebub, a key factor contributing to Gabriel's amnesia. However, an additional surprise emerged as Crowley bravely confessed his affection for Aziraphale. Regrettably, just moments prior to this heartfelt revelation, Aziraphale was approached by the Metatron and offered Gabriel's position, eventually succumbing to acceptance. Intriguingly, this decision, coupled with certain peculiarities, has given rise to a compelling theory suggesting that the Metatron manipulated Aziraphale by means of a seemingly innocent cup of coffee.
Good Omens Theory Suggests The Metatron Tampered With Aziraphale's Coffee To Make Him Accept His Offer
Just as the archangels, under the leadership of Michael, were on the verge of expunging Aziraphale from the Book of Life, the Metatron materialized in his complete human form. With a coffee in hand, obtained from Nina's shop across the street, the Metatron sent the archangels back to Heaven, with the exception of Muriel. Presenting the coffee to Aziraphale and coaxing him into taking a sip, the Metatron then escorted him outside for a conversation, while Crowley remained at the bookshop with Muriel. This occurrence gave rise to a theory proposed by mirayrex, a Tumblr user, who suggests that the Metatron manipulated Aziraphale's coffee to ensure his acceptance of an undisclosed proposition.
In the final episode of Good Omens season 2, the author theorizes that the Metatron may have manipulated the coffee he gave to Aziraphale. This suspicion arises from the Metatron's peculiar behavior when purchasing the coffee and his remark about choosing death over coffee, to which Nina responds negatively. Despite Aziraphale's initial reluctance, he eventually drinks the coffee and claims to enjoy it. As Aziraphale contemplates going for a walk with the Metatron, the Metatron's expression changes abruptly when Aziraphale turns away, hinting at something sinister.
Furthermore, the Metatron entrusts the bookshop to Muriel before Aziraphale makes his final decision, assuming that Aziraphale would accept the offer. Additionally, the author suggests that Aziraphale's insistence on bringing Crowley to Heaven may also be a result of the Metatron tampering with the coffee. However, it could also be attributed to Aziraphale's feelings for Crowley and his desire to be together. It is intriguing that Aziraphale would choose Heaven despite previously expressing his reluctance and the higher powers' attempt to harm him and Crowley. Nonetheless, Aziraphale perceives this new role as an opportunity to make a meaningful impact.
Is The Metatron Really Evil? How Likely Good Omens' Coffee Theory Is
Good Omens' Coffee Theory Could Have Another Explanation
The characterization of the Metatron in Good Omens raises questions about his true nature. Despite his limited presence in the narrative, it remains uncertain whether he is a benevolent angel or harbors malevolent intentions surpassing even the likes of Michael. In the world of Good Omens, the Metatron assumes the role of God's spokesperson, implying that labeling him as evil would implicate God's own moral standing. After all, it is highly improbable that the Metatron could act contrary to God's knowledge, considering their close relationship. Nevertheless, subtle hints emerge in the conclusion of Good Omens season 2, suggesting that the Metatron may harbor hidden motivations. One such clue lies in the meaningful glance shared between the Metatron and Crowley as Aziraphale departs, accompanied by the Metatron's seemingly open-ended instruction for Aziraphale to make a decision at his leisure, while subtly limiting his alternatives. Hence, while the coffee theory may not be entirely baseless, an alternative, more plausible theory begins to take shape.
According to Tumblr user goodomensblog, the Metatron may have used the name "Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death" to manipulate Aziraphale, although it is uncertain whether the coffee itself was tampered with. This alternative interpretation suggests that the Metatron took the name of Nina's coffee shop too seriously and exploited it to force Aziraphale into accepting a job. After Aziraphale expressed his contentment with being among humans and jokingly remarked about the availability of coffee, the Metatron asserted his authority as the supreme archangel, emphasizing that he alone has the power to determine their working relationship.
The Metatron informed Aziraphale that he is aware of his collaboration with Crowley. He emphasized that if Aziraphale continued working with Crowley, it would be seen as unconventional. However, he offered to reinstate Aziraphale's angelic status if he desired. The author of the theory clarifies that this is the Metatron's intimidating tactic, leaving Aziraphale with no choice but to accept the job in order to be with Crowley in Heaven. This outcome, as highlighted by Nina and Maggie, highlights the lack of effective communication between Aziraphale and Crowley. Nevertheless, ultimately, the Metatron achieved his goal by the conclusion of Good Omens season 2.