Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is renowned for its outrageousness, transforming seemingly trivial situations into bizarrely dreadful experiences. The epitome of this can be seen in the unforgettable Golden Wind scene, dubbed the "7-Page Muda" by avid fans.
Throughout JJBA, various characters possess distinctive battle cries or phrases that accompany their attacks. One of the most iconic is Jotaro's "Ora Ora," a resounding sound he utters with every powerful blow delivered by his Stand. The phrase "Ora" has become a catchphrase among Joestars, adopted by nearly all of them except for Giorno. As DIO's son, Giorno instead employs the cry "Muda Muda." The term "Muda" translates to "useless" and DIO utilized it to emphasize the futility of standing against him.
The Absurdity of the 7-Page Muda
In Golden Wind chapter 123, or episode 31 of the anime, Giorno confronts Cioccolata, a sadistic former surgeon turned mafia enforcer. Cioccolata, who has been assigned to eliminate their crew, possesses a dangerous ability called Green Day. This Stand takes the form of mold that devours flesh and allows Cioccolata to control detached body parts using his surgical expertise.
Despite facing a formidable opponent, Giorno and Mista manage to shoot Cioccolata in the head with a special bullet. However, even this isn't enough to kill him. Giorno strategically waits until the bullet, which was actually a beetle transformed by his Stand, reverts back to its original form. This causes severe damage to Cioccolata's brain. When Cioccolata pleads for mercy, Giorno coldly declares that someone as repulsive as him deserves none. This triggers a relentless barrage of punches and beatings from Giorno, reducing Cioccolata to a completely battered state.
In the end, Cioccolata's body is disposed of in a trash truck, serving as a fitting end for his heinous actions.
Seven pages of relentless punches may seem excessive for an already weakened opponent, but it serves a deeper purpose. This showcases Giorno's unique approach as a Jojo, driven by a desire to punish those he deems deserving. It aligns with his ultimate goal of transforming the mafia. Individuals like Cioccolata represent everything he and Bucciarati revolted against. With each panel, Giorno's attack becomes more brutal, highlighting the sheer brutality and showcasing the gruesome transformation of Cioccolata's body. This portrayal is a perfect embodiment of the outrageous and visceral nature of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. While the "7 Page Muda" may remain unmatched, it forever remains as one of the series' most outlandish and unforgettable moments.