The Ultimate Compilation of Futurama's Funniest Quotes That Will Leave You in Stitches!

Summary

Futurama's iconic quotes remain hilarious, showcasing the show's comedic brilliance and humorous take on sci-fi tropes.

The personalities and quirks of the characters add to the show's humor, with Bender's selfishness and Zoidberg's lack of medical expertise. The show cleverly includes pop culture references, such as Emperor Lrrr's homage to Friends, which adds an additional layer of humor to the quotes.

Futurama, one of the greatest adult animated sitcoms of all time, is known for its hilarious quotes. With its high-concept sci-fi storylines, memorable characters, and creative worldbuilding, the show's comedy stands out. Some jokes in Futurama require a science degree to fully grasp, but there are certain lines that have withstood the test of time and continue to amuse audiences. Here are 20 quotes from Futurama that still elicit laughter today.

After more than 10 years off the air, Futurama is back thanks to Hulu, which has revived this beloved Matt Groening sitcom for another season. Season 11 maintains the same quality, heart, and wit as the original seasons, with new episodes that can rival the earlier ones in terms of humor. However, even after decades, some jokes from Futurama's first 10 seasons remain funny. This list celebrates 20 iconic lines from the show that continue to bring laughter, even when taken out of context.

Your browser does not support the video tag.

Bender Bending Rodríguez Gets Embarassed

"I'm So Embarrassed. I Wish Everybody Else Was Dead."

Bender's inherent selfishness gives rise to his desire for the well-being of others around him to cease to exist. This self-centeredness is, in fact, one of the factors that makes Bender possibly the most exceptional robot on television - a sentiment he would likely express about himself.

In a specific instance where he utters these words, despite being the one who has caused the embarrassment, it is the others who ought to perish so as not to witness his actions. It is as though he acknowledges his frequent foolish behavior, believing that the general public should simply avert their gaze from him. After all, he feels no obligation to reform himself for anyone else's sake.

Philip J. Fry On Valentine's Day

"Valentine's Day Is Coming? Oh Crap - I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again."

Despite having an on-again, off-again relationship with Leela, Fry's romantic endeavors have been far from successful. He lacks the qualities that would make him desirable or charming. Instead, he often relies on his sense of humor, although it is not always endearing. All in all, Fry is an ordinary individual with below-average abilities when it comes to relationships.

Fans can take inspiration from his excuse of forgetting to "get a girlfriend" when faced with being single on Valentine's Day, but they shouldn't anticipate feeling any uplift (Fry certainly didn't.)

Dr. John A. Zoidberg Is A Terrible Doctor

"Fry, It's Been Years Since Medical School, So Remind Me. Disemboweling In Your Species: Fatal Or Non-Fatal?"

Dr. Zoidberg is far from being the most trustworthy individual to perform a surgery, especially considering his questionable knowledge on whether disemboweling someone would result in their death. This raises the intriguing question of what kind of species could possibly survive such an ordeal, adding to the humor that his character brings.

Despite instilling fear in everyone and displaying eccentric behavior, he bizarrely holds the title of a doctor. These contradictions contribute to the peculiar and hilarious nature of the show, making it both engaging and amusing.

Turanga Leela Knows When To Quit

"Well, You Obviously Won't Listen To Reason. So, I Guess I'll Listen To Idiotic-Ness And Come With You."

Leela's frustration with her dim-witted friends is evident in her statement about their inability to "listen to reason." Not only is this quote amusing, but it also reflects her personality accurately.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth Is Always Handing Out Dangerous Missions

She's the kind of person who will attempt to dissuade someone from engaging in an extremely reckless act, yet if they persist despite her warnings, she will accompany them to ensure their well-being. Even though she may stay to tauntingly remind them of her initial advice, they can always rely on her to repeat this protective pattern.

"Now, Now. There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Discuss Your Objections When And If You Return."

Professor Farnsworth, known for his lack of regard for the feelings, emotions, and lives of others, particularly in relation to his experiments and job. He prioritizes efficiency in moving objects from point A to point B, showing little concern when his staff's lives are at risk. This dismissive approach to crew safety can be seen as either amusing or somewhat unsettling. However, it is precisely this aspect of his character that makes him intriguing to many fans, who wouldn't change it for anything.

Emperor Lrrr References A Classic Sitcom

"Why Does Ross, The Largest Friend, Not Simply Eat The Other Five?"

Emperor Lrrr, one of Futurama's most notorious antagonists, is known for his savagery and clever one-liners. While indulging in Earth programs alongside his wife Ndnd, Lrrr astutely questions the logic behind the sitcom Friends, humorously pondering why Ross, the biggest of the group, doesn't simply devour his five companions. This witty remark not only pays homage to the beloved show but also effectively encapsulates the unique essence of the Omicronians. By expertly handling pop culture references like this, Futurama demonstrates its knack for delivering some of the most hilarious quotes in the history of the series.

Amy Kroker (née Wong) Knows Quality When She Sees It

"Finally, A Uniform I'd Be Happy To Be Caught Dead In!"

Amy Wong, a beloved character from Futurama, delights fans with her witty one-liners. Her hilarious quotes, like this funny remark about stylish uniforms, make her deserving of her own spin-off.

Hermes Conrad Knows How To Cover His Tracks

Although most individuals have expressed the sentiment "I wouldn't be caught dead in that attire" on several occasions, the contrary statement is seldom uttered. Considering the occupational risks prevalent in Amy's line of work, it becomes comprehensible that she too would find herself uttering this phrase at some point or another. Is it an unreasonable request to aspire for a satisfactory ensemble even in outer space?

"If You Ask Me, It's Mighty Suspicious. I'm Gonna Call The Police. Right After I Flush Some Things."

Hermes's appreciation for marijuana is widely recognized - it's one of the recurring jokes associated with his character. While everyone is aware of his fondness for this habit, he comically attempts to conceal it in an unmistakably obvious manner. His statement about needing to "flush some things" underscores this amusingly.

In addition to his amusing trademark phrases, such as prefixing "sweet" before animals or objects, Hermes never fails to deliver some uproarious one-liners. This is particularly evident when it concerns his efforts to keep his marijuana habits under wraps.

Captain Zapp Brannigan Is Never The Hero People Want To See

"I Got Your Distress Call And Came Here As Soon As I Wanted To."

Zapp Brannigan lacks likability due to his complete disregard for others. His amusing personality stems from his self-centeredness, which frequently manifests as arrogance and egoism.

Dr. Zoidberg Finally Reveals His Doctoral Training

His willingness to assist someone in an urgent situation is solely determined by his own inclination, revealing his lack of genuine concern for the person in need. Rather, he derives satisfaction from the notion of playing the role of a hero only when it suits him. It is quite amusing how he does not even bother to fret over admitting it.

"My Doctorate Is In Art History"

Throughout Futurama, Dr. Zoidberg's entire shtick revolves around being a terrible doctor, lacking knowledge in anatomy and biology. However, in season 7's "The Duh-Vinci Code," Zoidberg surprisingly displays a deep understanding of how artists have historically painted over other paintings. When questioned by Farnsworth, Zoidberg casually reveals that his doctorate actually lies in the field of art history. This clever punchline not only adds to the humor of the show but also holds the key to comprehending the various eccentricities exhibited by Zoidberg. While this line may be subtly delivered, it stands as one of the most comedic quotes from the original run of Futurama.

Zapp Explains His Awful Military Strategy

"You See, Killbots Have A Preset Kill Limit. Knowing Their Weakness, I Sent Wave After Wave Of My Own Men At Them Until They Reached Their Limit And Shut Down."

The Robot Devil Gets Meta

Zapp Brannigan, notorious for his ineptitude as a military commander, consistently fails with his combat strategies. However, his attempt to defeat the Killbots in Futurama showcases one of his most ineffective yet comical tactics. According to Zapp, the Killbots have a predetermined kill limit, causing them to deactivate after reaching a specific body count. Hence, Zapp devises a plan to send a large group of his own DOOP soldiers into battle, fully aware that they will perish, resulting in the shutdown of the Killbots. Surprisingly, this audacious strategy actually proves successful. The comedic irony lies in Zapp's willingness to knowingly sacrifice his own troops, boldly expressing his confidence in the plan despite its disturbingly dark nature.

"You Can't Just Have Your Characters Announce How They Feel! That Makes Me Feel Angry!"

Philip J. Fry Has Interesting Tastes

"The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings," the final episode of season 4 of Futurama, serves as a poignant conclusion to the series, evoking strong emotions. However, within this episode lies a clever and self-referential line that embodies both humor and depth. As Fry collaborates with the Robot Devil on an opera, the Robot Devil criticizes Fry's lack of subtlety in his lyrics, amusingly stating, "You can't simply have your characters express their emotions outright! That approach angers me!" This comedic remark not only offers insight into the principles of character development, but it also amusingly breaks its own rule. Although some may miss the humor's underlying meaning, it undoubtedly remains incredibly funny, even when taken out of context.

"Did Everything Just Taste Purple For A Second?"

The Fry quote, which suggests that something can taste like purple, is highly amusing due to its lack of coherence. It is puzzling to fathom how a flavor can resemble a color, particularly when considering the taste of purple. While fans may argue that grape is associated with the color purple, Fry's intention is to convey the distinctiveness of the color itself.

Undoubtedly, Fry's comedic appeal stems from his propensity to utter nonsensical statements, possibly due to his lack of intellect. This often leads to frustration among his colleagues, particularly Leela, but undoubtedly provides great amusement for the audience.

Bender Bending Rodríguez Is A Proud Robot

"My Story Is A Lot Like Yours, Only More Interesting 'Cause It Involves Robots."

When it comes to robots, Bender believes that any storyline involving them is inherently more fantastic because robots are undeniably amazing. Bender's personal approach is to rudely dismiss and shut down individuals for his own amusement.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth Puts His Health First

In all honesty, a tale featuring Bender holds great allure due to the mischievous escapades he often finds himself embroiled in, even if occasionally at the expense of others' safety. His disregard for consequences is palpable, as he exhibits little concern once he has a drink in one hand and a cigar in the other.

“Everyone, I Have A Very Dramatic Announcement, So Anyone With A Weak Heart Should Leave Now. Goodbye.”

Professor Farnsworth occasionally enters with a new variation of his well-known catchphrase "good news, everyone," and one notable example is his declaration of "a highly dramatic announcement." He cautions the crew, suggesting that those "with a feeble heart" should depart, inadvertently overlooking the fact that he himself is delivering both the caution and the announcement. The uproarious moment when he begins to leave is halted by Leela, who timely reminds the Professor to stay on track. This often overlooked yet immensely amusing dialogue serves as a humorous reminder of the Professor's advanced age for dedicated fans.

Tinny Tim Optimistically Comments On His Misery

"You Raised My Hopes And Dashed Them Quite Expertly, Sir. Bravo!"

In the Futurama episode titled "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television" from season 4, a malfunctioning cast member of the fictional soap opera All My Circuits leads to a casting call for child actors. Bender takes advantage of this opportunity by convincing a young orphan robot named Tinny Tim that he has a chance at the role, when in reality Bender is the one auditioning. When Tinny Tim realizes Bender's true intentions, he amusingly remarks, "You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!" This quote is not only funny within the episode, but it has also become popular on social media platforms to comically express a similar situation.

Bender Bending Rodríguez's Famous Catchphrase

"Bite My Shiny Metal A—!"

The Bender quote where he tells others to bite him has gained unanimous fan approval as the ultimate insult. It has achieved iconic status in the fandom, spawning numerous memes and inspiring fan art dedicated to the show.

Turanga Leela Has To Be Honest

The humor lies in the line's abrasive nature, effectively portraying Bender's unique personality unlike any of his other quotes. When uttered, viewers instantly anticipate trouble for the unfortunate recipient, particularly if that happens to be Fry.

"At The Risk Of Sounding Negative, No."

Leela's fearlessness in expressing her thoughts, regardless of the person she is speaking to, is one of her standout qualities. When Fry makes a questionable decision regarding supplies for a difficult delivery, she immediately counters him, asserting that they are not ready to depart.

Her sarcastic and subtly polite demeanor aligns perfectly with her character, adding to the enjoyment of watching her. It is evident that she is frustrated by the incompetence of those around her but is unwilling to abandon her colleagues and closest friends.

Professor Farnsworth's Nihilism Creates One Of Futurama's Most Iconic Lines

"I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore."

In the ninth episode of Futurama season 7, titled "A Clockwork Origin," Professor Farnsworth takes center stage as he embarks on a mission to substantiate the theory of evolution on a planet inhabited solely by robots. During his exploration, Farnsworth stumbles upon a new species that he dubs Homo farnsworth, considering it a potential missing link. However, his discovery unravels when he presents it to the scientific community, including the creationist orangutan Dr. Banjo, who reveal that it contradicts the concept of evolution. Frustrated, Farnsworth utters the now-famous line, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore," a phrase that has remained popular since the release of season 7.

Philip J. Fry Starts A Meme

"Shut Up And Take My Money!"

Fry's susceptibility to the irresistible "eyePhone" advertisements has led to an all-consuming desire to possess one for himself. In a comical turn of events, he engages in a conversation with an evidently disinterested store clerk, inquiring enthusiastically about the availability of the coveted device. The ensuing visual jest could have constituted the pinnacle of the scene, wherein the clerk, with anticipation, reaches behind a drapery and discloses the existence of a massive factory-like operation churning out countless phones.

Fry's comically panicked response to being the "last" remaining person is even more amusing. It has become widely popular on the Internet and is frequently used to criticize consumerism and greed, or simply as a humorous way to express the desire for a must-have item. With its meme-worthy nature and iconic status, this line is arguably the most memorable and amusing quote from Futurama.