Jerry had numerous girlfriends throughout the duration of Seinfeld, some of which were more compatible with him than others. The show initially focused on Jerry's experiences as a stand-up comedian and how he derived material from them, but it eventually explored the mundane aspects of daily life, including dating. Unlike shows such as Friends and How I Met Your Mother, where characters had long-term relationships and recurring love interests, the self-centered protagonists of Seinfeld usually found a reason to break up with someone after just one episode.
Consequently, every character in Seinfeld had a plethora of love interests over the years. Kramer dated Pam, Wendy, Audrey, Gail, Noreen, Tina, and Olive. Elaine had relationships with Tony, Darryl, Tim Whatley, Lloyd Braun, and "Crazy" Joe Davola. George dated Nina, Marcy, Anna, Diane, Karen, and Mary Anne. Some of these love interests lasted for several seasons, such as George's fiancée Susan Ross and Elaine's on-again, off-again boyfriend, David Puddy. Although Jerry never had a serious relationship, he had varying levels of compatibility with his girlfriends on the show.
10 Nicki
9 Gwen (Two-Face)
In season 7, episode 20, titled "The Calzone," Dylan Tays portrayed Nicki, Jerry's girlfriend. Jerry was overjoyed to discover that Nicki's attractiveness allowed her to get away with anything. She had the ability to obtain tickets to a sold-out movie and persuade a police officer to not issue a speeding fine. This unique situation had Jerry experiencing heartbreak as he found himself being dumped instead of being the one to end the relationship. Despite his desire to continue their relationship, Nicki left him for Elaine's boyfriend, Todd Gack, leaving both Jerry and Elaine single once again.
In the unforgettable Seinfeld season 9, episode 10, titled "The Strike," Frank Costanza's Festivus celebrations stole the show. However, a notable subplot featured Jerry dating a woman referred to as a "Two-Face." The show humorously suggested that Gwen appeared more attractive under certain lighting conditions, prompting Jerry to carefully choose their date locations accordingly. This caused Gwen to suspect Jerry of seeing another woman. The inclusion of the "Two-Face" joke transformed Gwen into a memorable and quirky character in Seinfeld. Furthermore, her self-confidence made her a perfect match for Jerry.
8 Marla Penny
In Seinfeld season 4, episode 10, “The Virgin,” Jerry began dating Marla Penny, portrayed by Frasier’s Jane Leeves, who revealed that she maintained her virginity. While Jerry patiently awaited Marla's readiness, complications arose in the subsequent episode, the iconic “The Contest,” where Jerry was prohibited from treating his body recklessly. The contest ultimately proved to be Jerry’s downfall as he reluctantly divulged the details to Marla. Shocked by the concept of Jerry and his friends placing bets on their intimate habits, Marla opted to lose her virginity to John F. Kennedy, Jr. instead.
7 Valerie
In the episode titled "The Millennium" from season 8 of Seinfeld, the show took a dive into full-fledged soap opera melodrama. Jerry found himself embroiled in a fierce competition with Valerie's stepmother, vying for the coveted top spot on her speed dial. The scenes featuring Jerry and Valerie's stepmom hilariously parodied the iconic moments between Ben and Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate. One of the standout elements of Valerie's character was the exceptional performance by the incomparable Lauren Graham from Gilmore Girls, who fully embraced the absurdity of the speed dial drama.
6 Sidra Holland
When Elaine proposed the idea that Sidra Holland, Jerry's girlfriend portrayed by Teri Hatcher, might have had breast implants in season 4, episode 18, "The Implant," he devised a plan to investigate by sending Elaine into the sauna at the health club. Sidra's audacious self-assurance and quick wit mirrored Jerry's own personality traits seamlessly. Unfortunately, their relationship abruptly ended when Sidra discovered Jerry's scheme. Storming out of the apartment, Sidra delivered one of Seinfeld's most memorable quotes: "And by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular."
5 Sheila (Schmoopie)
In Seinfeld season 7, episode 6, titled "The Soup Nazi," Alexandra Wentworth portrayed the character Sheila. Jerry and Sheila's excessive display of affection with their adorable nickname for each other, "Schmoopie," irked their friends. Being in the presence of such sappy, lovey-dovey couples can sometimes be unbearable (as George and Elaine discovered). However, Jerry's behavior made it quite enjoyable to be part of such a relationship. In the end, Jerry had to make a difficult choice between his beloved girlfriend and the best soup in town. While he genuinely cared for Sheila, he couldn't resist the temptation of the delectable soup.
4 Meryl
Meryl, portrayed by Courteney Cox in Friends, played a significant role in Seinfeld season 5, episode 7, titled "The Wife." She became one of Jerry's most serious girlfriends, and they amusingly kept track of who said "I love you" the most. However, things took an interesting turn when Meryl discovered that Jerry's dry cleaner offered a special "friends and family" discount to their most loyal customers. To take advantage of the savings, Meryl pretended to be Jerry's wife. Although their marriage was fake, it led to real marital troubles when Jerry's attention was caught by another woman who enticed him to risk cheating on Meryl in order to extend her the same discount.
3 Ellen
In Seinfeld season 8, episode 14, titled "The Van Buren Boys," Christine Taylor made a guest appearance as Ellen. Despite Jerry's genuine fondness for her, he became perplexed when Ellen's friends expressed gratitude for him taking her out, as if it were an act of charity. George and Kramer conducted an intervention to persuade Jerry to end his relationship with Ellen, branding her as a loser. Jerry went to great lengths by flying his parents all the way from Florida to New York just to seek their opinion on Ellen. However, when his parents approved of her, Jerry's interest waned. Despite Ellen being a kind, enjoyable, and fascinating person, Jerry's inclination to self-sabotage hindered their relationship.
2 Rachel
1 Jeannie Steinman
Rachel, portrayed by Melanie Smith, was among the few love interests of Jerry who remained present for a couple of episodes and contributed to some of Seinfeld's most amusing moments. In episodes 18 and 19 of season 5, titled "The Raincoats," Jerry and Rachel were caught engaging in a passionate embrace while watching Schindler's List. Additionally, in episode 21 of season 5, named "The Hamptons," Rachel unintentionally stumbled upon George while he was changing clothes and witnessed the phenomenon of his "shrinkage." While most of Jerry's girlfriends were mere witnesses to the hijinks, Rachel frequently found herself directly involved in the misadventures of the main character.
As George's wedding drew near and Elaine made the decision to settle down, Jerry was struck with a frightening premonition of spending his later years alongside Kramer in Seinfeld season 7, episode 24, "The Invitations." Determined to find his own soulmate, Jerry crossed paths with Jeannie Steinman, portrayed by Janeane Garofalo, and she turned out to bear an uncanny resemblance to the standup comedian. Similar to Jerry, Jeannie was a cynic who found pleasure in eating breakfast cereal and making dry observations. Initially infatuated with Jeannie, Jerry soon realized the predicament of being involved with his own mirror image: "I can't be with someone like me... I despise myself!"