Larry David’s 10 Greatest Enemies On Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ranked

Larry David's Greatest Enemies

Larry David, the creator and star of Curb Your Enthusiasm, is known for making enemies with his peculiar social rules and refusal to let things slide. Whether it's his frequent shouting matches with close friends or his feuds with celebrity guests, Larry's interactions are fraught with arguments and awkwardness. Let's take a look at his 10 greatest enemies on the show, ranked from least to most intense.

Porno Gil and his wife at dinner in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Larry's number one enemy is himself. He never accommodates other people and holds them to absurd standards without telling them about it. If Larry could learn to relax, he wouldn't have so many enemies. Even his closest friendships are punctuated by frequent shouting matches, with the exception of his healthy friendships with Jeff and Leon.

Larry David's Greatest Enemies

With Curb Your Enthusiasm sadly ending with season 12, Larry has a chance to put an end to his feuds. However, it's more likely he will make even more enemies to add to the list.

Larry David's Greatest Enemies

The Top 5 Enemies

Let's dive into the top 5 enemies that Larry David has encountered on Curb Your Enthusiasm, each with their own memorable moments and intense conflicts.

At number 5, we have Wanda, a character played by Wanda Sykes. Wanda is always quick to call Larry out on something, often getting Cheryl's back-up immediately. She has a habit of showing up right when Larry is making a faux pas that can be construed as racist.

Wanda argues with larry in the park in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Next, at number 4, is Lin-Manuel Miranda, who became one of the best characters on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lin and Larry have a disastrous working relationship, with frequent shouting matches and even a paintball duel.

Lin Manuel Miranda in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Taking the number 3 spot is Marcos, a conniving villain who causes trouble for Larry in his comedy show. Marcos is oblivious to Larry's hatred for him, making himself comfortable during rehearsals and slurping loudly on his free drinks.

Marcos speaks to Larry in Curb Your Enthusiasm

The runner-up at number 2 is Mocha Joe, who sets up an entire business just to annoy Larry. Their rivalry escalates to the point of opening competing coffee shops, leading to a bitter feud and a win for Mocha Joe.

Larry with Mocha Joe from Curb Your Enthusiasm

And finally, at the top spot, we have Ted Danson, Larry's longest-running enemy on the show. The pair have fought over everything from shirts to pieces of pie at a restaurant, exemplifying their friendly rivalry turned into plain enemies.

Ted Danson talking to Larry in Curb Your Enthusiasm

The Bottom 5 Enemies

Now, let's explore the bottom 5 enemies on Larry David's list, each with their own unique and memorable encounters with him.

At number 6, we have Rosie O'Donnell, who has had ridiculous altercations with Larry, including a physical showdown in a restaurant and a competition for the attention of a bisexual woman.

Rosie O'Donnell talking to Larry at an art gallery in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

The number 7 spot goes to Michael J. Fox, one of the greatest guest stars in the history of Curb Your Enthusiasm. His uncomfortable proximity to Larry causes a lot of problems, leading to minor disagreements and a soda eruption that ruins Larry's shirt.

Larry stares at Michael J. Fox in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Coming in at number 8 is David Schwimmer, who also has a combative relationship with Larry during rehearsals for The Producers. Their constant clashes and egotistical interactions make for a memorable feud.

David Schwimmer and Larry in Curb Your Enthusiasm

At number 9, we have Mr. Takahashi, who threatens to ban Larry from the club after a confrontation involving his prized black swan. This leads to a frightening interrogation in Mr. Takahashi's office, adding to Larry's list of enemies.

Mr. Takahashi interrogates Larry in Curb Your Enthusiasm

And at number 10, we have Porno Gil's Wife, whose remarkable level of fury is triggered by Larry breaking her favorite lamp. This fiery tirade against Larry sets her as one of his memorable enemies.